English soccer is worth watching in its own right, but it does not hurt that its commentators have quite the way with words.

Case in point: Peter Drury’s comments following Harry Kane’s 267th goal for Tottenham, surpassing the record previously held by Jimmy Greaves.

He sits on Tottenham’s loftiest perch, beyond even the great Greaves. Spurs’ most lavish scorer of all time. He has dared. And he has done.

Audeat est facere, indeed.